dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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