they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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