This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
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WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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