you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
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Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
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you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
why is half of my head shaved?
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