i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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