it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
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