That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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