We should be called the Road Head Warriors
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I need water and some morals
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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