i'm lost and i look like a hooker
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
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pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
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She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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