Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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