I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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