Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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