is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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