I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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