i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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