I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Randomize
