That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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