TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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