I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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