its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
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he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
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I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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