I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
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I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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