i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
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I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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