question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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