but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
tell me about the eggs
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