Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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