Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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