I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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