I just made out with a guy for $7.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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