Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
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sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
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Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
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