I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
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did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
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He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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