Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
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I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
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You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
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