Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Shame - the story of my life.
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