it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
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Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
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I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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