kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
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It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
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I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Are these your boobs on my camera?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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