she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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