yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
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she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
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I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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