we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
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