so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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