I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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