Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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