Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
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I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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