You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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