GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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