I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
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After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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