Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
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Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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