Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Can vaginas get frostbite?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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