Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
