So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
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He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
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he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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