I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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