he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
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The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
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Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
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I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
why is half of my head shaved?
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