She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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