that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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