I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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