But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Randomize
