Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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