So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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