my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
We are two peas in an std pod
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Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
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Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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